Total Medals Earned: 1,059 (From 186 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,600 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.
Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.
So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.
Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.
You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.
Medals Earned: 10/11 (115/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (205/205 points)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (50/65 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Check the Credits Page!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (95/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (30/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Bought the brick.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Get a girl mad at you.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.